The 3 a.m. News

Girl fakes dad's death to win Hannah Montana tickets.
http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2008/01/girl_fakes_dads.html

Even though you bought the CD, we still own it.
http://www.frank151.com/2008/01/02/your-cds-are-not-your-own

Happy New Years from UNKNOWN NUMBER

I just want to give a big shout out to everyone that I never talk to who text messages me on every holiday. I may not celebrate the holiday. I may not ever talk to you otherwise. I may not even know you because your number isn't showing up as a known contact in my phone. Your text message might even start with "Fwd:". But thank you for texting me. It reaffirms my previous notion that the holidays are bullshit.

The holidays are finally over. Yes.